Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
accomplished twins. life is a go
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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