I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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