I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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