NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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