this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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