Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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