420 ftw
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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