And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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