You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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