So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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