The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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