her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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