What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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