sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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