Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
how do flat chested girls get laid?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm bleeding and have questions
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