Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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