Dual....:-)
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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