Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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