So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
In America we eat man semen.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
And the cops told us we were all naked.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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