You're completely useless in the revolution.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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