I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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