He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
