What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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