I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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