yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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