I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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