College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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