Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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