Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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