yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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