chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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