Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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