I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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