We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I would ride that face into the sunset
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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