fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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