i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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