Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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