I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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