I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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