You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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