Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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