At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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