Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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