Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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