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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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