:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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