I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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