That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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