somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Randomize
