my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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