It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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