the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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