The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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