I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
