it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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