dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Shame - the story of my life.
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