i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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